Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Jon Gosselin Engaged

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jon gosselin engaged

We are hearing rumblings that Jon Gosselin, less than month after separating from his wife Kate Gosselin, has hitched his douche-wagon to his 22-year-old whore girlfriend Hailey Glassman. Apparently, the dad of eight couldn't wait to add another tyke to his belt and thus proposed to Homewrecking Hailey while they were in St. Tropez.

Not wasting any time there, are you Jon?

In Touch Weekly reveals that Jon gave Hailey a $180,000 engagement ring designed by Edouard Nahum, featuring a skull surrounded by four black diamonds.

Wow. Classy. What every girl dreams about!

Witnesses of the couple's romantic getaway say they were "kissing and hugging" and the toddler was "flashing her ring around". And if that isn't enough to made you gag, witnesses also recall overhearing the couple talking about the wedding: “Jon said to Hailey: ‘Why don’t we get married in Vegas?’ and she squealed ‘yes!’ They are already talking about staying in the Venetian Hotel on their wedding night and what sort of dress she’ll wear.”

Our guess would be anything she can dig up in the wholesale bin at Kmart.

We honestly don't believe this, although crazier things have happened. We just think this child is using Jon for his money and fame. One friend of Hailey's even called her a "fame whore". It would not surprise us in the least if this "engagement" ring was just one of the many spoils this bitch is delighting in while connected with Jon. He's already dropped a load of cash on her, buying gifts from Neiman Marcus and dropping $1,000 on her at the True Religion store in New Jersey.

No word yet if Kate has heard the craptastic news. But even if it is true, she should be glad. She'll have one hell of case against Jon in a custody battle if he is married to a pot-smoking, gold-digging hobag.

Hey Jon, pick anything up for those kids of yours on your trip?

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