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The HGs are slowly getting up. Lydia blow dries her hair whil Michele starts her facial routine. Jeff gets Jordan up. She goes to change her batteries and he follows. BB tells them that the bedroom lights must remain on during the day. Jordan tells Michele that she was sleeping so good. Lydia and Jeff pass each other and hug.
Jeff goes outside and Casey is outside on the couch. Casey says he woke up at 7 and his body didn't want to get up. They say everyone is tired today. Lydia and Braden talk about the wake up music. Sounds like it was the Ramones. Lydia tells Braden about Jeff addressing the group last night and says it was kind of weird. Lydia says it was awkward because it was done in front of everybody (none of them seem to get the point that that was the point - to do it in front of everybody so no one could twist Jeff's words). (Lydia has been up for 10 minutes and is deep in game talk.) Braden asks what happened after the talk. Lydia says she jumped in the pool with all her clothes on.
Russell is laying in his bed listening. He says he went to bed at 11. He's not good at being woken up. Russell asks if everyone went to bed early last night. Lydia says no. Russell says when he came in the room last night it was so quiet he fell asleep in 2 seconds. Braden says he came in and heard Russell's happy noises. BB says "Jessie" then "Houseguests, it's time to get up for the day." They think the message was directed right at Jessie.
Lydia says if Ronnie tries to talk about game today, she's gonna' tell him to stop (ironic, since she started in the minute she saw Braden was awake). Lydia asks, we just heard Britney Spears, can they hear it? The guys say no. They wonder about the live feeds and Lydia says maybe they can see but not hear anything. (That's right, Lydia, we're going to watch you 24/7 with no sound - DOH!).
Laura and Jordan are in the bathroom. Laura is putting on her mic and it is making tons of scratching noises. Jeff is sitting on a couch outside, Ronnie is on the elliptical. Casey and Jessie are in the kitchen, where Jessie is mixing up a protein shake - and drinks the entire thing without taking a breath. Michele goes in the bathroom and puts on a cute halter dress while still wearing short red socks - funny. Casey joins them and says he woke up early and knew he couldn't make it on 4 hours sleep. Jessie interrupts with a blanket around his shoulders and asks if he should wear a cape all the time.
Casey asks how Laura is today. She says the doctor is coming today. Casey says, are you pregnant, are there going to be 14 houseguests? He then talks about how his wife has the Norplant birth control, but he can't think of the name of it. He says they talked about him getting a vasectomy, that they thought they were done having kids, but Morgan was so cute, and he puts out good product. He says his wife brought up the vasectomy just before he appeared in front of like 18,000 people and was on a high. He leaves and goes outside. Through it all, Laura continues straightening her hair. Michelle says she got tips from Lydia to make her look more awake. Michele says she's constipated from the slop.
Outside, Ronnie is telling Casey the orders he got from his wife: no spooning, no cuddling. She told him, I know they'll be giving you the googly eyes, but don't cross that line, which he would never do anyway, he says. Casey laughs and says, women are a tricky gender, my friend. He asks what Ronnie's wife teaches. Communication. They discuss the curriculum and how it is taught. Casey asks if they have standardized testing, and what it's called. (He's curious about everything.) Ronnie goes inside to brush his teeth.
Jeff is laying in the hammock and Casey asks if he's okay. Jeff says yeah, he's gonna' try to make it a drama fee day.
The HGs are slowly getting up. Lydia blow dries her hair whil Michele starts her facial routine. Jeff gets Jordan up. She goes to change her batteries and he follows. BB tells them that the bedroom lights must remain on during the day. Jordan tells Michele that she was sleeping so good. Lydia and Jeff pass each other and hug.
Jeff goes outside and Casey is outside on the couch. Casey says he woke up at 7 and his body didn't want to get up. They say everyone is tired today. Lydia and Braden talk about the wake up music. Sounds like it was the Ramones. Lydia tells Braden about Jeff addressing the group last night and says it was kind of weird. Lydia says it was awkward because it was done in front of everybody (none of them seem to get the point that that was the point - to do it in front of everybody so no one could twist Jeff's words). (Lydia has been up for 10 minutes and is deep in game talk.) Braden asks what happened after the talk. Lydia says she jumped in the pool with all her clothes on.
Russell is laying in his bed listening. He says he went to bed at 11. He's not good at being woken up. Russell asks if everyone went to bed early last night. Lydia says no. Russell says when he came in the room last night it was so quiet he fell asleep in 2 seconds. Braden says he came in and heard Russell's happy noises. BB says "Jessie" then "Houseguests, it's time to get up for the day." They think the message was directed right at Jessie.
Lydia says if Ronnie tries to talk about game today, she's gonna' tell him to stop (ironic, since she started in the minute she saw Braden was awake). Lydia asks, we just heard Britney Spears, can they hear it? The guys say no. They wonder about the live feeds and Lydia says maybe they can see but not hear anything. (That's right, Lydia, we're going to watch you 24/7 with no sound - DOH!).
Laura and Jordan are in the bathroom. Laura is putting on her mic and it is making tons of scratching noises. Jeff is sitting on a couch outside, Ronnie is on the elliptical. Casey and Jessie are in the kitchen, where Jessie is mixing up a protein shake - and drinks the entire thing without taking a breath. Michele goes in the bathroom and puts on a cute halter dress while still wearing short red socks - funny. Casey joins them and says he woke up early and knew he couldn't make it on 4 hours sleep. Jessie interrupts with a blanket around his shoulders and asks if he should wear a cape all the time.
Casey asks how Laura is today. She says the doctor is coming today. Casey says, are you pregnant, are there going to be 14 houseguests? He then talks about how his wife has the Norplant birth control, but he can't think of the name of it. He says they talked about him getting a vasectomy, that they thought they were done having kids, but Morgan was so cute, and he puts out good product. He says his wife brought up the vasectomy just before he appeared in front of like 18,000 people and was on a high. He leaves and goes outside. Through it all, Laura continues straightening her hair. Michelle says she got tips from Lydia to make her look more awake. Michele says she's constipated from the slop.
Outside, Ronnie is telling Casey the orders he got from his wife: no spooning, no cuddling. She told him, I know they'll be giving you the googly eyes, but don't cross that line, which he would never do anyway, he says. Casey laughs and says, women are a tricky gender, my friend. He asks what Ronnie's wife teaches. Communication. They discuss the curriculum and how it is taught. Casey asks if they have standardized testing, and what it's called. (He's curious about everything.) Ronnie goes inside to brush his teeth.
Jeff is laying in the hammock and Casey asks if he's okay. Jeff says yeah, he's gonna' try to make it a drama fee day.
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