Lady Gaga accused of being a hermaphrodite

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Bizarre rumours are circulating that chart-topper Lady Gaga is in fact a man. Even weirder rumours claim she is in fact a singer.

Gaga apparently showed a little more than she/he bargained for in a recent video clip, strengthening claims that she is a hermaphrodite.

A hermaphrodite, for the unenlightened, is someone with the erogenous features of both a man and a woman - for instance a libido AND a brain.

The nearly man of pop claimed earlier this year that she once had sex in the back of a cab. Most men have done that. Claimed it, I mean.

I remember having a liaison with a girl in the back of a taxi once. She was so tasty I could hardly keep my eyes on the meter.

The gender rumours are growing so widespread I'm beginning to believe that Gaga is in fact Paris Jackson's dad.

In a market wide open to each-way betting, Paddy Power now go 1-3 that Gaga is all lady, just 9-4 a hermaphrodite, and 5-1 a male (identical to the Fernando Torres odds, in fact).